Hair cuts are so traumatic. Suspect the sensation of losing all your magical powers isn’t so much the actual chop, but the to-be-expected awkward silences between myself and the stranger enthusiastically wielding scissors 2 cm from my ears. (Every time I go back, there’s a new girl and I sort of wonder whether the last one finally cracked during a particularly awkward silence and...
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and this kills me. i need to go to bed, let my sense of humour get some proper sleep before my next tumblr date.
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
UGH OSCAR WILDE YOUR WRITING IS SO PERFECT[[MORE]] “THE GOOD ENDED HAPPILY AND THE BAD UNHAPPILY, THAT IS WHAT FICTION MEANS!” “MY METAPHOR WAS DRAWN FROM… BEES” “DO YOU SMOKE?” “WELL YES, I MUST ADMIT I SMOKE” “I’M GLAD TO HEAR IT. A MAN SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE AN OCCUPATION OF SOME KIND. THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY IDLE MEN IN LONDON AS IT...
You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...– Kathleen Hanna (via a-great-strange-dream)
being goth isn’t about the clothes or the music it’s about ravaging the Balkan Peninsula and Anatolia as far as Cyprus, then sacking Athens, Byzantium, and Sparta.
Cakes have gotten a bad rep. People equate virtue with turning down dessert....– (via the-gentlewoman)
theangryviolinist: do re mi fa so done with this semester
You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...– Kathleen Hanna (via fluffynips)
“The situation referred to can be defined as the set of the referents of all referring elements of the sentence and how they are linked.” I am never going to pass Semantics. Linguistics, you little bitch.
Hornswoggle: A delightfully piratical word for cheat or dupe or trick. If...– Jean Strouse (American biographer, cultural administrator, and critic), a reflection from the Oxford American Writers Thesaurus (via oupacademic)
best-of-text-posts: la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk. X