1. minimalyzed:

    replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

    Reblogged from: possessedbylight
  2. fuckviserys:

    Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

    Reblogged from: possessedbylight
  3. What You Crave vs What You Need

    • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
    • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
    • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
    • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
    • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
    • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
    • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
    • Ice: The sweet release of death.
    Reblogged from: possessedbylight
  4. oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

    oomshi:

    arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

    Reblogged from: officialwhitegirls
  5. spookygasm:

    i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.

    Reblogged from: moniquill
  6. trvstno1:

    No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

    Reblogged from: pwnator
    • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
    • American Friend: THOUSAND?
    • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
    Reblogged from: bobatears
  7. llllucy:

Me at parties

    llllucy:

    Me at parties

    Reblogged from: bobatears
    • my dog: heavy sigh
    • me: same
    Reblogged from: bobatears
  8. 124:

    not letting dumb people ruin things for you increases your quality of life by 1000%

    Reblogged from: rosaparking
  9. californstar:

    My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

    Reblogged from: wookieeoftheyear
  10. fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

    fauxboy:

    starshinethecat1:

    xxgoldie12xx:

    the-winchesters-in-221b:

    2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

    davespritedave:

    hoechlolly:

    tehwhovianhufflepuff:

    imagine-tenthousand:

    mockinggrass:

    Go big or go home 

    So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

    In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

    image

    So I decided to try it

    image

    alrighty, let’s go one more step

    image

    image

    image

    i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

    image

    THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

    image

    Story of my life

    image

    that’s a first.

    I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

    I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

    Reblogged from: officialwhitegirls
  11. sentientarboroform:

    spiritsflame:

    If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel

    #and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice

    Reblogged from: pwnator
  12. bekutaa:

    xekstrin:

    THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

    THE FORESHADOWING OMG

    Reblogged from: pwnator
  13. thatcub:

    boneswolf:

    the-space-ghost:

    If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

    I made inhuman noises looking at these oh my damn

    So amazing. I felt like I was falling in!

    Reblogged from: inlovewithfiction
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