: row, disturbance.
: din, uproar.
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
Hair cuts are so traumatic. Suspect the sensation of losing all your magical powers isn’t so much the actual chop, but the to-be-expected awkward silences between myself and the stranger enthusiastically wielding scissors 2 cm from my ears.
(Every time I go back, there’s a new girl and I sort of wonder whether the last one finally cracked during a particularly awkward silence and scalped someone. DRAMA.)
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
this kills me. i need to go to bed, let my sense of humour get some proper sleep before my next tumblr date.